i was born a porn star she said
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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