i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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