I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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