and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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