So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
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