i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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