i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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