i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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