My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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