i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Dicks are not precious.
All the doctor said was why
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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