I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Randomize
