I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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