Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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