if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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