too bad you live with your parents still
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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