It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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