his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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