party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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