forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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