I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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