Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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