She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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