Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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