Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Pants 0. Shit 1.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Say something about gay babies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just made my gag reflex go away.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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