No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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