But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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