too bad you live with your parents still
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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