I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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