You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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