foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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