He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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