You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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