me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I woke up under a house in Key West
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