HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
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woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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