i permit you to call me
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My dad just said "fuck circus"
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You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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