Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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