Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Non-Jews are for practice
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
The ass gains better be worth it
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