just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
vagina is talking i cant
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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