Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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