That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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