Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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