i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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