hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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