Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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