so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
The ass gains better be worth it
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