I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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Oh Jesus.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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