Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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