dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Randomize
