Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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