with your own penis?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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