so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I want a musical about memes.
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