My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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