And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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