I'd wear matching sweaters with you
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Fuck appropriateness.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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