my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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